Hi my eager readers, Laura is back after a brief sabbatical. Needed to clear the head and all that, you understand. Well down to what's happening around town. You know the saying; mouth open and tory jump out? Well a young lady who is challenged with keeping things under wraps let this one slip. A big talking reggae singer that considers himself a prophet from the Bobo Ashanti movement showed his true colours during a recent trip foreign. According to the young lady who hangs out with a group of several young, this real congo bongo requested that the promoter provide him with a couple of Deliahs over the weekend visit to the Big City. He instructed that the girls be willing to allow him to dip in the salt, while they took a little dip on each other as well. Rastaman eating meat under the covers long time now, but this fellow taking things to new heights.
This one will send you searching. There is an ultra macho soca artiste who is these days seriously wondering whether or not he should come out of the closet. Known for his dexterous acrobatic stunts on stage, the artiste has been living in the dark with his preference for a long time now and simply can't take the lies anymore. All Laura can say at this time is that while hundreds of women will be left in tears, there will be many happy boys looking forward to being among the first to have a chance to meet this artiste once he breaks the seal on his now capped sexual desires. Oh and by the way, there are a couple of cute female soca stars that are also swinging on the same sex vine and they just happen to be part of that guy's lime as well. Figure it out. Hint. Soca Monarch finals this year.
Now you did not hear it from me, but there seems to be a bit of trouble brewing within the headless chicken that is the National Carnival Commission. Even before the exit of former Chairman; Kenny De Silva, things were not running smoothly, but now that there is no clear leader the ship seems about to capsize. And these troubles come with the official launch of Carnival 2007 only weeks away. Where the money dey; seems to be the big question. Now Laura must make it clear that De Silva in no way whatsoever has anything to do with the money and one of the reasons he got fed up in the first place was because he could not gat straight answers about expenditure. Laura hears that the proverbial condom is about to burst and boy will there be hell to pay.
A saucy female soca star is facing legal action from a very angry promoter that producers events in Los Angeles and New York. It seems that this wide angled singer that is known for her exaggerated pelvic thrusts was contracted to perform at a charity event in the United States this weekend and after having been paid called at the last minute to say without giving any reasons why that she was not going to make it. The singer is known for doing this and most times uses her children as the excuse. She has up to now gotten away with it, but this promoter is not letting it slip by and has indicated that she is seeking to have the singer arrested for fraud the next time she touches down in the States. Keep on checking Laura out for more on this one.
