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Loose Lips
Loose Lips (Gossip!) (23/01/02)
By Islandevents.com
Jan 23, 2007, 3:49

 

Your girl Laura certainly had loads to catch kicks off of this week, I swear these entertainers do things just for me to talk bout...

 

Unladylike Behaviour defined!

Something has been bothering me for a lil while now and I just have to get it off my chest. You see according to the newspapers a young woman was recently fired from her band of a little over a year for unladylike behaviour, and it’s been bothering me since. Ah mean the question on everyone's mind is what do they mean by “unladylike” behaviour!

 

Well your girl Laura, always one to please my public, did some digging and this is what I came up with.

 

Now your girl Laura is certainly no prude but if a person feels that it is necessary to perform fellatio for radio airplay, or perhaps, entertains more than one male, that they have no real relationship with, in one day, then that might be considered unladylike.

 

But like I said earlier, she gave great feelings by her passion for a certain sexual move that requires a limber neck and a deep throat.

 

Gay or Not Gay That is the Question!

 

I love trinis, my people is the best yes but please make up allyuh mind.

 

First allyuh say the man gay, now allyuh say he bashing gays ah mean come on which one is it or maybe he is bi but who knowsssss.

 

Maybe he is gay and the song is a cover up because a friend of mine told me that there are gay versions for every single one of his songs.

 

Who wearing the pants?

They say how people get married for love, money and convenience but after the recent glow flyer we have to wonder what is the situation here, as we now know that at least one male artist has a hairy belly and looks great in feminine clothes.

 

Or is it possibly that he didn’t want anyone viewing the wife's goodies so he switched outfits with her, but who really knowsssssss.

 

The flyer for an upcoming fete where he is dressed in what looks like a white midriff top and a low-rise skirt has certainly given fodder to a few gay men’s fantasies, but I for one wonder how many other men would be ‘man enough’ or is it about being ‘in touch with one’s feminine side enough’ to do this?

 

But what everyone really wants to know is who really wears the pants in that marriage I understand that he is now answering to his wife’s last name. Now that is love! (If you don’t believe me check his voicemail.)

 

Anyhow enough for now your girl Laura is off again to macco the scene but in the mean time keep your ears to the ground – cause you never know what you will hear!



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